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||     No.  SPECIMEN                                             ACQUIRED  ||
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||      I.  SPECTATOR No. 636. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5 March 2026  ||
||     II.  Unprecedented Catastrophes . . . . . . . . . . . 1 March 2026  ||
||    III.  Everybody Wants to Rule the Future . . . . .  21 January 2026  ||
||     IV.  On Christmas . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 25 December 2025  ||
||      V.  Assimilation is Not Amnesia . . . . . . . .  21 December 2025  ||
||     VI.  You Gotta Be Dumb to Live Forever . . . . .  7 September 2025  ||
||    VII.  The Capability Curve . . . . . . . . . . . . .  4 August 2025  ||
||   VIII.  Muddling Through Historiography . . . . . . . . .  9 May 2025  ||
||     IX.  On Certainty . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  30 March 2025  ||
||      X.  The Jackpot Jinx . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6 March 2025  ||
||     XI.  The Role of AI in Art . . . . . . . . . . .  27 February 2025  ||
||    XII.  Axiomatic Historical Reconstruction . . . . . 23 January 2025  ||
||   XIII.  Vanitas, Subpar Ideas . . . . . . . . . . . .  29 August 2024  ||
||    XIV.  VC Subsights . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6 April 2024  ||
||     XV.  Emergent Sentience in AI Systems . . . . .  19 September 2023  ||
||    XVI.  Accelerate AI Development . . . . . . . . . . . 17 April 2023  ||
||   XVII.  Announcing Character . . . . . . . . . . . .  3 December 2021  ||
||  XVIII.  Startups and Category Theory . . . . . . . . . . 27 July 2021  ||
||    XIX.  Techne - A Midwestern Marvel . . . . . . . . . . 21 July 2020  ||
||     XX.  Light Guide Systems . . . . . . . . . . . . . 27 January 2017  ||
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